Chris Christie says "I'm a headliner"

This has to be the biggest Freudian slip of all time.

Chris Christie visits school for children with "hidden intelligence"

It must be the same school Snooki graduated from.

Chris Christie weighs in on Chick-Fil-A controversy

Some cities may not welcome Chick-Fil-A, but as long as Chris Christie is Governor they'll always be welcome in New Jersey.

Chris Christie says Romney is tough

Chris Christie knows everything there is to know about being big and tough.

Chris Christie accuses politicians of "grandstanding"

A whoremaster criticizes competitors for moral depravity.

Chris Christie says Maryland Governor "not smart"

This from someone who took a state police helicopter to his kid's baseball game and thought no one would find out.

Chris Christie's "Jersey Comeback": Unemployment rises to 9.6%

With Chris Christie as Governor a "Jersey Comeback" is about as likely as Brett Favre winning another Superbowl.

Chris Christie asks, "Do I look like a Vice-President?"

He could be Vice-President of Weight Watchers.

Does Chris Christie have a future on TV?

He can tell anybody he doesn't like "BANG, ZOOM!!"

Is Chris Christie skating on thin ice with his bully routine?

The public may be getting tired of his shtick.

Chris Christie takes his clown act on a national road tour

His Arrogance goes on a cross country ego trip.

Chris Christie goes wild with heckler on Boardwalk

Another reason why Romney will never choose His Arrogance for VP.

Chris Christie talks about his weight on "Nightline"

Christie says he needs to throw his weight around to get things done.

Chris Christie auditions for VP at Washington think tank

Christie will do his tap dance around the "New Jersey Comeback" and proclaim he is the best thing to come from Trenton since Pork Roll.

Chris Christie uses blue smoke and mirrors in speech to legislature

Christie does his usual "Wizard Of Oz" routine to scare his opponents into doing his bidding.