Chris Christie says "I'm a headliner"

This has to be the biggest Freudian slip of all time.

Chris Christie visits school for children with "hidden intelligence"

It must be the same school Snooki graduated from.

Chris Christie weighs in on Chick-Fil-A controversy

Some cities may not welcome Chick-Fil-A, but as long as Chris Christie is Governor they'll always be welcome in New Jersey.

Chris Christie says Romney is tough

Chris Christie knows everything there is to know about being big and tough.

Chris Christie accuses politicians of "grandstanding"

A whoremaster criticizes competitors for moral depravity.

Chris Christie says Maryland Governor "not smart"

This from someone who took a state police helicopter to his kid's baseball game and thought no one would find out.

Chris Christie's "Jersey Comeback": Unemployment rises to 9.6%

With Chris Christie as Governor a "Jersey Comeback" is about as likely as Brett Favre winning another Superbowl.